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Henny Youngman quotes about time

American Comedian March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998

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Henny Youngman quote: "That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling..."
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position! Henny Youngman
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad;..."
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City? Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time,..."
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first! Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then..."
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. Henny Youngman
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face."
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. Henny Youngman

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