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Jack Benny quotes

American Comedian February 14, 1894 – December 26, 1974

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Jack Benny quote: "Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you..."
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Jack Benny
Jack Benny quote: "Modesty is my best quality."
Modesty is my best quality. Jack Benny
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. Jack Benny
Jack Benny quote: "A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like..."
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. Jack Benny
Jack Benny quote: "Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind,..."
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Jack Benny
Jack Benny quote: "Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter."
Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter. Jack Benny
Jack Benny quote: "Gags die, humor doesn't."
Gags die, humor doesn't. Jack Benny
Jack Benny quote: "If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Jack Benny
Jack Benny quote: "I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the..."
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. Jack Benny
Jack Benny quote: "I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't..."
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. Jack Benny
Jack Benny quote: "It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause."
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. Jack Benny
Jack Benny quote: "Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces."
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. Jack Benny

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