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Janeane Garofalo Quotes

Janeane Garofalo quotes

American Comedian September 28, 1964

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Many people feel that mass acceptance and smooth socialization are desirable life paths for a young adult… Many people are often wrong… Don’t bother being nice. Being popular and well liked is not in your best interest. Let me be more clear; if you behave in a manner pleasing to most, then you are probably doing something wrong. The masses have never been arbiters of the sublime, and they often fail to recognize the truly great individual. Taking into account the public’s regrettable lack of... Janeane Garofalo
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo quote: "People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t..."
People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children. Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo quote: "There is no way any rational, reasonable person can saythat..."
There is no way any rational, reasonable person can saythat the Bush Administration has been good for America. Janeane Garofalo
Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma. Janeane Garofalo
I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun. Janeane Garofalo
Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up. Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo quote: "When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're..."
When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.' Janeane Garofalo
Your average person wouldn't recognize a sublime entity if it attempted to fist fuck them while waiting in line for the next Batman sequel. Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo quote: "Is being an idiot like being high all the time?"
Is being an idiot like being high all the time? Janeane Garofalo
I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive. Janeane Garofalo
When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement. Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo quote: "I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness."
I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness. Janeane Garofalo
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo quote: "To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one..."
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first. Janeane Garofalo

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