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Janet Evanovich Quotes

Janet Evanovich quotes about god

American Writer April 22, 1943

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I was completely out of clean clothes. That meant I could be a slut and sleep naked , or I could be a slob and sleep in what I was wearing. Truth is, I'm not entirely comfortable sleeping naked. I do it from time to time, but I worry that God might be watching or that my mother might find out, and I'm pretty sure they both think nice girls should wear pyjamas to bed. Janet Evanovich
Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position. Janet Evanovich
He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us."I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said.[Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked."I wish you hadn't told me that, babe."Everyone I know wants to see you naked."And you?"Never crossed my mind." I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying. Janet Evanovich
Mr. Landowsky was eighty-two and somehow his chest had shrunk over the years, and now he was forced to hike his pants up under his armpits. "Oi," he said. "This heat! I can't breathe. Somebody should do something."I assumed he was talking about God. "That weatherman on the morning news. He should be shot. How can I go out in weather like this? And then when it gets so hot they keep the supermarkets too cold. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. It gives me the runs." I was glad I owned a gun, because when I... Janet Evanovich
God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God. Janet Evanovich
[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder."[Stephanie] "I'm rattled."I have a cure."Oh, boy. He put the truck in gear and headed for the exit. "I know what you're thinking," he said. "And that wasn't where I was going. I was going to suggest work."I knew that."He looked over at me and grinned. "You want me bad."I did. God help me. Janet Evanovich
Oh, for God's sake," I said. "Just give me the stupid thing." I took the panic button and stuck it into my Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "GPS," Ranger said to Morelli. "Probably I can find her breast without it," Morelli said. "But it's good to know there's a navigational system on board if I need it. Janet Evanovich
God bless YouTube,” Lula said. “You don’t even need to go to college no more because you could learn how to do everything on YouTube. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "Holy Mary, mother of God," my mother said. "You were being..."
Holy Mary, mother of God," my mother said. "You were being chased by Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, and a rabbit. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "Thank God for small favors."
Thank God for small favors. Janet Evanovich
Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?' Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything about him.' Superheroes are make-believe.' Oh yeah?' Lula said. 'What about God? Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God,..."
As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper. Janet Evanovich
Janet Evanovich quote: "If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure..."
If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert. Janet Evanovich

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