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Jay Leno Quotes

Jay Leno quotes

American Comedian April 28, 1950

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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno
Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference. Jay Leno
Jay Leno quote: "If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder..."
If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. Jay Leno
Jay Leno quote: "Here's something to think about: How come you never see a..."
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Jay Leno
They were going crazy in Kansas. People were up to 9 p. m. I think that was the greatest thing to happen to Kansas since the eradication of the boll weevil. Jay Leno
Jay Leno quote: "the is cool"
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Jay Leno quote: "You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh... it's as..."
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh... it's as simple as that. Jay Leno
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. Jay Leno
Jay Leno quote: "The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The..."
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. Jay Leno
Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments. Jay Leno
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. Jay Leno
Jay Leno quote: "I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to..."
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.' Jay Leno
Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton. Jay Leno
Jay Leno quote: "The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war...."
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. Jay Leno
Jay Leno quote: "The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10..."
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. Jay Leno

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