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Jay London quotes

American Comedian

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Jay London quote: "My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take..."
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. Jay London
Jay London quote: "I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm."
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm. Jay London
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. Jay London
Jay London quote: "I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the..."
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. Jay London
Jay London quote: "I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt..."
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. Jay London
Jay London quote: "I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept..."
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. Jay London
Jay London quote: "My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my..."
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. Jay London
Jay London quote: "I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time. Jay London
Jay London quote: "I saw a stationery store move."
I saw a stationery store move. Jay London
Jay London quote: "I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road."
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road. Jay London
Jay London quote: "At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light..."
At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you? Jay London
Jay London quote: "It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes."
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. Jay London
Jay London quote: "My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood..."
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. Jay London
Jay London quote: "People read me but they don't subscribe."
People read me but they don't subscribe. Jay London
Jay London quote: "My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was..."
My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless. Jay London

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