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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Jeff Foxworthy quotes

American Comedian September 6, 1958

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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work. Jeff Foxworthy
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "Country music is about new love and it's about old love."
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "I love comedy. God has given me this platform."
I love comedy. God has given me this platform. Jeff Foxworthy
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "Nothing in life prepares you to be famous."
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "I really don't require a whole lot in life."
I really don't require a whole lot in life. Jeff Foxworthy
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument. Jeff Foxworthy
I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. Jeff Foxworthy
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family. Jeff Foxworthy
People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. Jeff Foxworthy
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.' Jeff Foxworthy
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead Jeff Foxworthy
I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie. Jeff Foxworthy

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