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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Jeff Foxworthy quotes

American Comedian September 6, 1958

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Jeff Foxworthy quote: "It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old."
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear..."
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent,..."
I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points. Jeff Foxworthy
The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. ..."
If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "If men have a smell it's usually an accident."
If men have a smell it's usually an accident. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell..."
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really..."
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff..."
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. Jeff Foxworthy
I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say..."
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy quote: "The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me..."
The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more. Jeff Foxworthy

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