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Jerry Seinfeld quotes

American Comedian April 29, 1955

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: "Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the..."
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld quote: "I love being a dad. I just love it."
I love being a dad. I just love it. Jerry Seinfeld
The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end. Jerry Seinfeld
Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket and away you go. As you make each passage from youth to adulthood to maturity, sometimes you put your arms up and scream, sometimes you just hang on to that bar in front of you. But the ride is the thing. I think the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair's messed, you're out of breath, and you didn't throw up. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld quote: "To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live..."
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. Jerry Seinfeld
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld quote: "If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my..."
If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld quote: "You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you..."
You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. Jerry Seinfeld
You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld quote: "Men want to make women happy."
Men want to make women happy. Jerry Seinfeld
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld quote: "I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other..."
I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld quote: "There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld quote: "I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are..."
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld quote: "If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?"
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Jerry Seinfeld

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