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Jerry Seinfeld quotes about life

American Comedian April 29, 1955

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: "Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the..."
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. Jerry Seinfeld
Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket and away you go. As you make each passage from youth to adulthood to maturity, sometimes you put your arms up and scream, sometimes you just hang on to that bar in front of you. But the ride is the thing. I think the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair's messed, you're out of breath, and you didn't throw up. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld quote: "To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live..."
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving. Jerry Seinfeld
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld quote: "If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my..."
If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life. Jerry Seinfeld

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