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Jerry Seinfeld quotes about men

American Comedian April 29, 1955

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Jerry Seinfeld quote: "Men want to make women happy."
Men want to make women happy. Jerry Seinfeld
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfeld
The basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld quote: "Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to..."
Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld quote: "Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV."
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. Jerry Seinfeld

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