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You hate someone whom you really wish to love, but whom you cannot love. Perhaps he himself prevents you. That is a disguised form of love. Sri Chinmoy
Malcolm Muggeridge quote: "Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream."
Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream. Malcolm Muggeridge
What though the radiance which was once so bright. Be now for ever taken from my sight, Though nothing can bring back the hour. Of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower; We will grieve not, rather find. Strength in what remains behind; In the primal sympathy. Which having been must ever be; In the soothing thoughts that spring. Out of human suffering; In the faith that looks through death, In years that bring the philosophic mind. William Wordsworth
Jeff Buckley quote: "Turn your head away from the screen, my friend. It will tell..."
Turn your head away from the screen, my friend. It will tell you nothing more. Jeff Buckley
Our homes do not have to offer us permanent occupancy or store our clothes to merit the name. To speak of home in relation to a building is simply to recognise its harmony with our own prized internal song. Home can be an airport or a library, a garden or a motorway diner. Alain de Botton
On the beach, at dawn: Four small stones clearly Hugging each other. How many kinds of love Might there be in the world, And how many formations might they make And who am I ever To imagine I could know Such a marvelous business? When the sun broke It poured willingly its light Over the stones That did not move, not at all, Just as, to its always generous term, It shed its light on me, My own body that loves, Equally, to hug another body. Mary Oliver
Benjamin Spock quote: "When women are encouraged to be competitive, too many of them..."
When women are encouraged to be competitive, too many of them become disagreeable. Benjamin Spock
Charles Dickens quote: "Uriah gave a kind of snivel. I think to express sympathy."
Uriah gave a kind of snivel. I think to express sympathy. Charles Dickens
Judi Dench quote: "I am so thrilled to be nominated for something I loved working..."
I am so thrilled to be nominated for something I loved working on every single day. Judi Dench
Finds progress, man's distinctive mark alone, Not God's, and not the beast's; God is, they are, Man partly is, and wholly hopes to be. Robert Browning
Our heavenly Father understands our disappointment, suffering, pain, fear, and doubt. He is always there to encourage our hearts and help us understand that He's sufficient for all of our needs. When I accepted this as an absolute truth in my life, I found that my worrying stopped. Charles Stanley
Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead. Chanakya
There are all sorts of things that would be comforting. I expect an injection of morphine would be comforting... But to say that something is comforting is not to say that it's true. Richard Dawkins
Vince Gill quote: "It is easy to react if everything is going great."
It is easy to react if everything is going great. Vince Gill
Judi Dench quote: "My husband was actually very keen that I would become a Bond..."
My husband was actually very keen that I would become a Bond girl. Judi Dench