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Jimmy Carr Quotes

Jimmy Carr quotes

English Comedian September 15, 1972

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It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing. Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr quote: "I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way..."
I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one. Jimmy Carr
I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. Jimmy Carr
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me. Jimmy Carr
I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have. Jimmy Carr
I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books. Jimmy Carr
As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. Jimmy Carr
Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums. Jimmy Carr
Creationists, the right-wing Christians, creationists believe every word Genesis says. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer. Jimmy Carr
If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself. Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr quote: "Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's..."
Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence. Jimmy Carr
Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. Jimmy Carr
I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker. Jimmy Carr
I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr quote: "They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are..."
They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna. Jimmy Carr

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