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Jimmy Carr Quotes

Jimmy Carr quotes

English Comedian September 15, 1972

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Jimmy Carr quote: "I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The..."
I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh. Jimmy Carr
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. Jimmy Carr
You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that. Jimmy Carr
It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group. Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr quote: "I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the..."
I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. Jimmy Carr
The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job. Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr quote: "Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot."
Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot. Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr quote: "There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could."
There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could. Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr quote: "A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are..."
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr quote: "The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just..."
The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet. Jimmy Carr
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service. Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr quote: "I don't see myself as offending people."
I don't see myself as offending people. Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr quote: "More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before."
More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before. Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr quote: "Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh."
Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh. Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr quote: "Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine."
Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine. Jimmy Carr

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