English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:
Jimmy Kimmel Quotes

Jimmy Kimmel quotes

American Celebrity November 13, 1967

Cite this Page: Citation

Quotes

Jimmy Kimmel quote: "I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that's an..."
I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that's an excuse to keep reading all the comic books. Jimmy Kimmel
It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up. Jimmy Kimmel
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't. Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel quote: "I don't really need to be dirty to be funny."
I don't really need to be dirty to be funny. Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel quote: "Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real..."
Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion. Jimmy Kimmel
The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it. Jimmy Kimmel
When I was on the radio, I used to be able to go a lot farther than I can now. You don't really remember until you're on the radio again, sometimes in your old radio station and sitting with the guys you used to work with and you go, 'Oh yeah, I can't say these things anymore. I'm handcuffed.' Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel quote: "I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a..."
I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie? Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel quote: "I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week."
I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week. Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel quote: "You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage."
You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage. Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel quote: "People's lives are boring."
People's lives are boring. Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel quote: "I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid."
I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid. Jimmy Kimmel
There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives. Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel quote: "No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I..."
No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do. Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel quote: "My definition of cursing is probably different from what other..."
My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are. Jimmy Kimmel

Popular Author

Related Authors