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Joan Rivers Quotes

Joan Rivers quotes

American Comedian June 8, 1933

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Joan Rivers quote: "Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who..."
It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up. Joan Rivers
The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I just love acting."
I just love acting. Joan Rivers
Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life. Joan Rivers
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's..."
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough."
Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I..."
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl."
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black."
All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you..."
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found. Joan Rivers

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