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Joan Rivers Quotes

Joan Rivers quotes

American Comedian June 8, 1933

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Joan Rivers quote: "If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman..."
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She..."
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys..."
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world..."
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like..."
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I was smart enough to go through any door that opened."
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo..."
I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she..."
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I hate reality shows that are not reality."
I hate reality shows that are not reality. Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers quote: "I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate..."
I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware. Joan Rivers

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