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Joe E. Lewis quotes

American Comedian

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Joe E. Lewis quote: "The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis quote: "If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do..."
If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor. Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis quote: "Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest."
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest. Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis quote: "It pays to get drunk with the best people."
It pays to get drunk with the best people. Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis quote: "I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm..."
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis quote: "Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at..."
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people. Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis quote: "You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough."
You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough. Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis quote: "You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is..."
You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough. Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis quote: "I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he..."
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis quote: "It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as..."
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money. Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis quote: "Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum."
Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum. Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis quote: "Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say..."
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty. Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis quote: "There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty."
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty. Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis quote: "I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves."
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves. Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis quote: "We can afford almost any mistake once."
We can afford almost any mistake once. Joe E. Lewis

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