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Joe Rogan Quotes

Joe Rogan quotes

American Comedian August 11, 1967

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Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much. Joe Rogan
I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts. Joe Rogan
My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends. Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan quote: "That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and..."
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. Joe Rogan
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. Joe Rogan
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. Joe Rogan
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. Joe Rogan
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. Joe Rogan
I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig. Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan quote: "Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really..."
Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get. Joe Rogan
It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in. Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan quote: "The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when..."
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan quote: "I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me."
I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me. Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan quote: "Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and..."
Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. Joe Rogan
The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth. Joe Rogan

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