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Joey Adams quotes

American Comedian January 6, 1911 – December 2, 1999

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Joey Adams quote: "Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up..."
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' Joey Adams
Joey Adams quote: "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's..."
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. Joey Adams
Joey Adams quote: "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or..."
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
Joey Adams quote: "People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The..."
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. Joey Adams
Joey Adams quote: "If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your..."
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. Joey Adams
Joey Adams quote: "The difference between playing the stock market and the horses..."
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. Joey Adams
Joey Adams quote: "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife..."
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Joey Adams
Joey Adams quote: "Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. Joey Adams
Joey Adams quote: "Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does."
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. Joey Adams
Joey Adams quote: "Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it..."
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. Joey Adams

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