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John Candy Quotes

John Candy quotes

Canadian Comedian October 31, 1950 – March 4, 1994

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John Candy quote: "I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself."
I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself. John Candy
You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It's not that you had too much to drink. It's just that you're too skinny. John Candy
John Candy quote: "I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You..."
I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character. John Candy
John Candy quote: "I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while..."
I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you. John Candy
John Candy quote: "I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured..."
I thought to myself, Join the army. It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. John Candy
I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it. John Candy
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum John Candy
John Candy quote: "Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried..."
Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried nailing Jell-O to a tree. John Candy
John Candy quote: "You can escape into a character."
You can escape into a character. John Candy
John Candy quote: "Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three..."
Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. John Candy
John Candy quote: "I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get..."
I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated. John Candy

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