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Johnny Carson Quotes

Johnny Carson quotes

American Comedian October 23, 1925 – January 23, 2005

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Johnny Carson quote: "The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying..."
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand..."
Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "storms suck! Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "Asked how he became a star, Mr. Carson once replied, “I..."
Asked how he became a star, Mr. Carson once replied, “I started in a gaseous state and then I cooled. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do..."
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "When turkeys mate they think of swans."
When turkeys mate they think of swans. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and..."
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without..."
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do."
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television,..."
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years...."
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive. Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson quote: "We're more effective than birth control pills."
We're more effective than birth control pills. Johnny Carson

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