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I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I was a drama major at UC-Irvine.

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Perhaps there are those who are able to go about their lives unfettered by such concerns. But for those like us, our fate is to face the world as orphans, chasing through long years the shadows of vanished parents. There is nothing for it but to try and see through our missions to the end, as best we can, for until we do so, we will be permitted no calm. Kazuo Ishiguro
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We are part of a country that outshines those that have gone before us and most of those in existence today. Stephen Ambrose
Maurice Strong quote: "We owe at least this much to future generations, from whom we..."
We owe at least this much to future generations, from whom we have borrowed a fragile planet called Earth. Maurice Strong
Karl Rahner quote: "Grace can and does have a history."
Grace can and does have a history. Karl Rahner
James Blunt quote: "I guess if you're stupid enough to join the army without..."
I guess if you're stupid enough to join the army without thinking about getting shot at, then you really are a fool. James Blunt
If our nation goes over a financial Niagara, we won't have much strength and, eventually, we won't have peace. We are currently borrowing the entire defense budget from foreign investors. Within a few years, we will be spending more on interest payments than on national security. That is not, as our military friends say, a 'robust strategy.' Mitch Daniels
I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble. John Wayne
John Ruskin quote: "Tell me what you like and I'll tell you what you are."
Tell me what you like and I'll tell you what you are. John Ruskin
I know what every colored woman in this country is doing... Dying. Just like me. But the difference is they dying like a stump. Me, I’m going down like one of those redwoods. I sure did live in this world. Toni Morrison
In a manner familiar to anyone who had ever packed a car for a family trip, genial confusion gave way to impatience, then furious ultimatums, then ill-advised snap decisions. Neal Stephenson
Henny Youngman quote: "When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. Henny Youngman
Nafisa Joseph quote: "I have always loved animals since I was very young."
I have always loved animals since I was very young. Nafisa Joseph
Well finish your story anyway."Where was I?"The bubonic plague. The bulldozer was stalled by corpses."Oh, yes. Anyway, one sleepless night I stayed up with Father while he worked. It was all we could do to find a live patient to treat. In bed after bed after bed we found dead people. And Father started giggling," Castle continued. He couldn't stop. He walked out into the night with his flashlight. He was still giggling. He was making the flashlight beam dance over all the dead people stacked... Kurt Vonnegut
Anna Kournikova quote: "I think that tennis is a lady's sport, so we should look out..."
I think that tennis is a lady's sport, so we should look out there like ladies. Anna Kournikova
In microbiology the roles of mutation and selection in evolution are coming to be better understood through the use of bacterial cultures of mutant strains. Edward Lawrie Tatum