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Jon Stewart Quotes

Jon Stewart quotes

American Entertainer November 28, 1962

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Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is. Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart quote: "Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by..."
Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion. Jon Stewart
The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too. Jon Stewart
President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader. Jon Stewart
To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don’t like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me for the Iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphragms are on me! Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart quote: "I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and..."
I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Jon Stewart
Pigmentation was a quick and convenient way of judging a person. One of us, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., once proposed we instead judge people by the content of their character. He was shot. Jon Stewart
In fourteen hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue and discovered America. Now, some have argued Columbus actually discovered the West Indies, or that Norsemen had discovered America centuries earlier, or that you really can't get credit for discovering a land already populated by indigenous people with a developed civilization. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America. Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart quote: "I feel your scorn, and I accept it."
I feel your scorn, and I accept it. Jon Stewart
Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work? Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart quote: "I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs,..."
I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food. Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart quote: "I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey,..."
I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963. Jon Stewart
It's great having Bruce Springsteen on my show. We have so much in common! We're both from New Jersey, just from different neighborhoods. Sort of like how Martin Luther King and Margaret Mitchell both came from Atlanta. But from different neighborhoods. Jon Stewart
Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings. Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart quote: "The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely..."
The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith. Jon Stewart

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