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Jon Stewart Quotes

Jon Stewart quotes about saying

American Entertainer November 28, 1962

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If I was to really get at the burr in my saddle, it’s not politics — and this is, I think, probably a horrible analogy — but I look at politicians as, they are doing what inherently they need to do to retain power. Their job is to consolidate power. When you go to the zoo and you see a monkey throwing poop, you go, ‘That’s what monkeys do, what are you gonna do?’ But what I wish the media would do more frequently is say, ‘Bad monkey. Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart quote: "I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the..."
I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm. Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart quote: "I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm..."
I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.' Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart quote: "You know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, f**k it."
You know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, f**k it. Jon Stewart

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