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Jon Stewart Quotes

Jon Stewart quotes about thinking

American Entertainer November 28, 1962

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Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked and denounce the pacifists for somehow a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.' I think that was Jefferson. Oh wait. That was Hermann Goering. Shoot. Jon Stewart
If I was to really get at the burr in my saddle, it’s not politics — and this is, I think, probably a horrible analogy — but I look at politicians as, they are doing what inherently they need to do to retain power. Their job is to consolidate power. When you go to the zoo and you see a monkey throwing poop, you go, ‘That’s what monkeys do, what are you gonna do?’ But what I wish the media would do more frequently is say, ‘Bad monkey. Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart quote: "I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's..."
I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's not a matter of putters but a matter of hole selection. Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart quote: "Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have..."
Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have is....(seriously thinking about it)....%#@&! Jon Stewart

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