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Joseph Heller Quotes

Joseph Heller quotes

American Novelist, Writer May 1, 1923 – December 12, 1999

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The important thing is to keep them pledging," he explained to his cohorts. "It doesn't matter whether they mean it or not. That's why they make little kids pledge allegiance even before they know what 'pledge' and 'allegiance' mean. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "i know at last what i want to be when i grow up. when i grow..."
i know at last what i want to be when i grow up. when i grow up i want to be a little boy. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "When I grow up I want to be a little boy."
When I grow up I want to be a little boy. Joseph Heller
He's back! He's back!"Who's back?" shouted someone else. "Who is it?"What does it mean? What should we do?"Are we on fire?"Get up and run, damn it! Everybody get up and run! Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "It made him proud that 29 months in the service had not..."
It made him proud that 29 months in the service had not blunted his genius for ineptitude. Joseph Heller
Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable...."
The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable. In three days no one could stand him. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week..."
mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "He was one of those people with lots of intelligence but no..."
He was one of those people with lots of intelligence but no brains Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "There was no telling what people might find out once they felt..."
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "He ha decided to live forever or die in the attempt."
He ha decided to live forever or die in the attempt. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt."
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt."
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and..."
I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals. Joseph Heller
Sure, that's what I mean,' Doc Daneeka said. 'A little grease is what makes this world go round. One hand washes the other. Know what I mean? You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.'Yossarian knew what he meant. That's not what I meant,' Doc Daneeka said, as Yossarian began scratching his back. Joseph Heller

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