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Joseph Heller Quotes

Joseph Heller quotes

American Novelist, Writer May 1, 1923 – December 12, 1999

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Joseph Heller quote: "I used to think it was immoral to be unhappy."
I used to think it was immoral to be unhappy. Joseph Heller
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Joseph Heller
Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. That's some catch, that catch-22. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "Consciously, sir, consciously," Yossarian corrected in an..."
Consciously, sir, consciously," Yossarian corrected in an effort to help. "I hate them consciously. Joseph Heller
That's another thing that pisses me off about that Michelangelo statue of me in Florence. He's got me standing there uncircumcised! Who the fuck did he think I was? Joseph Heller
Surely there can't be so many countries worth dying for.'Anything worth living for,' said Nately, 'is worth dying for.'And anything worth dying for,' answered the sacrilegious old man, 'is certainly worth living for. Joseph Heller
Colonel Cargill was so awful a marketing executive that his services were much sought after by firms eager to establish losses for tax purposes. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "Be glad you're even alive.'Be furious you're going to die."
Be glad you're even alive.'Be furious you're going to die. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "That crazy bastard may be the only sane one left."
That crazy bastard may be the only sane one left. Joseph Heller
I am miracle ingredient Z-247. I'm immense. I'm a real, slam-bang, honest-to-goodness, three-fisted humdinger. I'm a bona fide supraman. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "Every writer I know has trouble writing."
Every writer I know has trouble writing. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "They’re not going to send a crazy man out to be killed, are..."
They’re not going to send a crazy man out to be killed, are they?” “Who else will go? Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I..."
I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "I lost my balls! Aarfy, I lost my balls!"
I lost my balls! Aarfy, I lost my balls! Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "Shooting skeet eight hours a month was excellent training for..."
Shooting skeet eight hours a month was excellent training for them. It trained them to shoot skeet. Joseph Heller

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