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Joseph Heller Quotes

Joseph Heller quotes

American Novelist, Writer May 1, 1923 – December 12, 1999

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Joseph Heller quote: "Well, he died. You don't get any older than that."
Well, he died. You don't get any older than that. Joseph Heller
The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes Colonel Cathcart. And don't you forget that, because the longer you remember it, the longer you might live. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "...[A]nything worth dying for ... is certainly worth living for."
...[A]nything worth dying for ... is certainly worth living for. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter..."
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. Joseph Heller
The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter..."
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "Where were you born?"On a battlefield," [Yossarian]..."
Where were you born?"On a battlefield," [Yossarian] answered."No, no. In what state were you born?"In a state of innocence. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "Oh well," McWatt sang, "what the hell."
Oh well," McWatt sang, "what the hell. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "I get the willies when I see closed doors."
I get the willies when I see closed doors. Joseph Heller
Someone had to do something sometime. Every victim was a culprit, every culprit a victim, and somebody had to stand up sometime to try to break the lousy chain of inherited habit that was imperiling them all. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "He knew everything there was to know about literature, except..."
He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it."
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "Insanity is contagious."
Insanity is contagious. Joseph Heller
Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted toask..."
Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted toask questions were those who never did. Joseph Heller

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