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Joseph Heller Quotes

Joseph Heller quotes

American Novelist, Writer May 1, 1923 – December 12, 1999

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Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all the signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "He was like a man who had grown frozen with horror once and..."
He was like a man who had grown frozen with horror once and had never come completely unthawed. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "I'm a regular supra man"
I'm a regular supra man Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "Orr was one of the homeliest freaks Yossarian had ever..."
Orr was one of the homeliest freaks Yossarian had ever encountered, and one of the most attractive. Joseph Heller
It sure is a pleasure not having Flume around in the mess hall any more. No more of that 'Pass the salt, Walt.'"Or 'Pass the bread, Fred.'"Or 'Shoot me a beet, Pete. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "I see everything twice!"
I see everything twice! Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "Who is Spain? Why is Hitler? Where are the Snowdens of..."
Who is Spain? Why is Hitler? Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? Joseph Heller
He was a spry, suave and very precise general who knew the circumference of the equator and always wrote "enhanced" when he meant "increased." He was a prick. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "where are the snowdens of yesteryear?"
where are the snowdens of yesteryear? Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "There was only one catch and that was Catch-22...."
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22.... Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "You pompous, rotund, neighborly, vacuous, complacent... -..."
You pompous, rotund, neighborly, vacuous, complacent... - Yossarian Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his..."
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "Rise above principal and do what's right."
Rise above principal and do what's right. Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller quote: "Unii se nasc mediocri, altii devin mediocri, iar altora li se..."
Unii se nasc mediocri, altii devin mediocri, iar altora li se impune mediocritatea. Joseph Heller
That goddam stunted, red-faced, big-cheeked, apple-cheeked, curlyheaded, midget assed, , google-eyed, undersized, grinning, buck-toothed rat!!" Yossarian sputtered.~ Catch-22 Joseph Heller

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