English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

Joseph Heller Quotes

Last night in the latrine. Didn't you whisper that we couldn't punish you to that other dirty son of a bitch we don't like? What's his name?"Yossarian, sir," Lieutenant Scheisskopf said."Yes, Yossarian. That's right. Yossarian. Yossarian? Is that his name? Yossarian? What the hell kind of a name is Yossarian?"Lieutenant Scheisskopf had the facts at his finger tips. "It's Yossarian's name, sir," he explained.

Joseph Heller

About author

Related Authors

Topics

Quotes currently Trending

James Levine quote: "Employee fathers need to step up to the plate and put their..."
Employee fathers need to step up to the plate and put their family needs on the table. James Levine
Tendencies. Yougottendencies. Soevenifyoudideverythingoveragain, yourwholelife, yougottendenciestodojustwhatyoudid, alloveragain. -The Sheep Man. Haruki Murakami
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe? Quentin Crisp
I do not consider myself less ignorant than most people. I have been and still am a seeker, but I have ceased to question stars and books. I have begun to listen to the teachings my blood whispers to me. My story is not a pleasant one; it is neither sweet nor harmonious, as invented stories are; it has the taste of nonsense and chaos, of madness and dreams -- like the lives of all men who stop deceiving themselves. Herman Hesse
Anais Nin quote: "I sleep with my feet on moss carpets, my branches in the..."
I sleep with my feet on moss carpets, my branches in the cotton of the clouds. Anais Nin
John Gunther quote: "It's the equivalent of putting on the brakes suddenly while..."
It's the equivalent of putting on the brakes suddenly while driving uphill. John Gunther
One week I was in school and the next I'm at Leavesden Studios in Dumbledore's office reading scenes with Daniel Radcliffe. Weird. And terrifying for such a huge 'Harry Potter' fan. Evanna Lynch
Meg Cabot quote: "Kings don't sneak."
Kings don't sneak. Meg Cabot
Bob Seger quote: "I really like the thing I did with Martina McBride. I had that..."
I really like the thing I did with Martina McBride. I had that song sitting around for a long time. Bob Seger
The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress, grow big with pride when an admirer suggests their marked resemblance to this stage beauty in physique. Minna Antrim
As a rock on the seashore he standeth firm, and the dashing of the waves disturbeth him not. He raiseth his head like a tower on a hill, and the arrows of fortune drop at his feet. In the instant of danger, the courage of his heart sustaineth him; and the steadiness of his mind beareth him out. Akhenaton
Wilhelm Keitel quote: "This war no longer has anything to do with knightly conduct or..."
This war no longer has anything to do with knightly conduct or with the agreements of the Geneva Convention. Wilhelm Keitel
We want what the woman wanted in the prison queue in Leningrad, standing there with cold and whispering for fear, enduring the terror of Stalin's regime and asking the poet Anna Akhmatova if she could describe it all, if her art was equal to it. Seamus Heaney
Adolf Hitler quote: "I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few."
I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few. Adolf Hitler
Abu Bakar Bashir quote: "This is why I have always said that it would be better if..."
This is why I have always said that it would be better if Muslims were poor. Abu Bakar Bashir