English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

Joseph Heller Quotes

Oh, they're there all right," Orr had assured him about the flies in Appleby's eyes after Yossarian's fist fight in the officers' club, "although he probably doesn't even know it. That's why he can't see things as they really are." "How come he doesn't know it?" inquired Yossarian. "Because he's got flies in his eyes," Orr explained with exaggerated patience. "How can he see he's got flies in his eyes if he's got flies in his eyes?

Joseph Heller

About author

Related Authors

Topics

Quotes currently Trending

Dan Savage quote: "I don't write about my life in my column."
I don't write about my life in my column. Dan Savage
Terry Bradshaw quote: "People ask me all the time would I like to still be playing?..."
People ask me all the time would I like to still be playing? No. I'm glad I played when I played. Terry Bradshaw
Our political and constitutional rights, so called, are but the natural and inherent rights of man, asserted, carried out, and secured by modes of human contrivance. Gerrit Smith
Kyan Douglas quote: "I like a woman with priorities."
I like a woman with priorities. Kyan Douglas
If you think about Shakespeare, you remember Richard III and Macbeth before you remember Ferdinand, whose role is just to fall in love and be a bit of a wimp. I love the baddies. More important, though, is making the baddies somehow, weirdly, understood. Mark Strong
Wislawa Szymborska quote: "Life lasts but a few scratches of the claw in the sand."
Life lasts but a few scratches of the claw in the sand. Wislawa Szymborska
My grandfather says that's what books are for," Ashoke said, using the opportunity to open the volume in his hands. "To travel without moving an inch. Jhumpa Lahiri
John Jewel quote: "The word of God is that unto our souls, which our soul is unto..."
The word of God is that unto our souls, which our soul is unto our body. John Jewel
Haruki Murakami quote: "Was it Aristotle who said the human soul is composed of..."
Was it Aristotle who said the human soul is composed of reason, will, and desire? Haruki Murakami
David Hume quote: "To be a philosophical Sceptic is the first and most essential..."
To be a philosophical Sceptic is the first and most essential step towards being a sound, believing Christian. David Hume
But, Ed! Say! Are you going to let him get away with it?"Am I going to let him get away with it!" said Mr. Cootes, annoyed by the foolish question. "Wake me up in the night and ask me!" "But what are you going to do?"Do!" said Mr. Cootes. "Do! I'll tell you what I'm going to..." He paused, and the stern resolve that shone in his face seemed to flicker. "Say, what the hell am I going do?" he went on somewhat weakly. P. G. Wodehouse
Democratic nations must try to find ways to starve the terrorist and the hijacker of the oxygen of publicity on which they depend. Margaret Thatcher
I don't know why it is, but sometimes I feel like I'm 60. It's like I've been around for a long time. I felt that way even when I was 8. Rick Schroder
William Shakespeare quote: "Mind your speech a little lest you should mar your fortunes."
Mind your speech a little lest you should mar your fortunes. William Shakespeare
David Nalbandian quote: "Sometimes we get very frustrated here on court. It is tough to..."
Sometimes we get very frustrated here on court. It is tough to control. It is a mistake. David Nalbandian