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Joss Whedon Quotes

Joss Whedon quotes

American Writer June 23, 1964

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Joss Whedon quote: "Buffy (to Spike): "You think we're dancing?"Spike: "That's all..."
Buffy (to Spike): "You think we're dancing?"Spike: "That's all we've ever done. Joss Whedon
Joss Whedon quote: "Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You..."
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing. Joss Whedon
I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around, everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up, shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out 'cause they don't want 'em anymore. I'm crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind, 'cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts. Joss Whedon
Back in my day, which was about a week and a half ago, we took our lumps and we got back up and we cried like babies and quit and then put on weight. Joss Whedon
Joss Whedon quote: "Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books."
Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books. Joss Whedon
Did you know that the only animal in the animals crackers that has clothes is the monkey? So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going,'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!'And you know the monkey's just,'I mock you with my monkey pants! Joss Whedon
Redemption is something you have to fight for in a very personal, down-dirty way. Some of our characters lose that, some stray from that, and some regain it. Joss Whedon
I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan."We attack the Mayor with hummus."I stand corrected."Just keeping things in perspective. Joss Whedon
I keep thinking they’re gonna call me. I keep thinking they’re gonna crunch the numbers and think, oh, we can make money with this! And they don’t. Joss Whedon
Because it’s no longer enough to be a decent person, It’s no longer enough to shake our heads and make concerned grimaces at the news. True enlightened activism is the only thing that can save humanity from itself. Joss Whedon
There's a reason Tony Stark makes fun of 'Thor,' and mentions 'Shakespeare' in the park in 'The Avengers.' It's great to play high drama and comedy alongside a modern story. Joss Whedon
Joss Whedon quote: "Okay, uh, I'm lost. I'm angry. And I'm armed." ~Capt. Malcolm..."
Okay, uh, I'm lost. I'm angry. And I'm armed." ~Capt. Malcolm Reynolds Joss Whedon
Joss Whedon quote: "As we all know, blinking lights means science."
As we all know, blinking lights means science. Joss Whedon
Joss Whedon quote: "You take people, you put them on a journey, you give them..."
You take people, you put them on a journey, you give them peril, you find out who they really are. Joss Whedon
Joss Whedon quote: "Loneliness is about the scariest thing out there."
Loneliness is about the scariest thing out there. Joss Whedon

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