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Kathy Griffin Quotes

Kathy Griffin quotes

American Comedian November 4, 1961

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Presentation was the name of the Catholic church [my mother's family] attended, and this is what I love about the Irish: My mother became known as the second prettiest girl at Presentation parish. “Why was that okay?” I once asked her. “Oh, because everybody knew Mary Griffin was the most beautiful girl at Presentation,” she replied. My mom was happy to be on the D-list! Just like I’m not trying to be Brooke Shields, she wasn’t trying to be Mary Griffin. Kathy Griffin
Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. “You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let’s call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn’t Mr. Right. Kathy Griffin
One of my recurring D-list moments is when people stop me in the airport and tell me they loved me on SNL. I never know if they think I’m Molly Shannon, Cheri Oteri, or Chris Kattan. I just say “Thank you. I’m glad you enjoyed me as Mango. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than..."
No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly."
I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming."
I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the..."
I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "I am in love with Larry David."
I am in love with Larry David. Kathy Griffin
I can honestly say, with complete disappointment, that I have never purged in my life, because I have what I call a barfing disorder. Every time I puke, even when I’m sick with the flu or from food poisoning, I think I’m going to die. Weird, I know. No disrespect to you, Mary Kate. Rock on. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address."
Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
My act has always reflected what's going on in my life. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "That's life when you're on the D-list."
That's life when you're on the D-list. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "My act is based on my life."
My act is based on my life. Kathy Griffin
The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends. Kathy Griffin
I honestly never once heard them fight. They yelled at us kids all the time, but never at each other. My siblings and I joke to this day about how the reason we have trouble in relationships is because we never learned how to fight from our parents. Kathy Griffin

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