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Kathy Griffin Quotes

Kathy Griffin quotes

American Comedian November 4, 1961

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Kathy Griffin quote: "I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the..."
I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."
Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice. Kathy Griffin
To this day, the behavior of straight men is something I’ve never been able to wrap my head around. Have you ever met one? They’re really weird. Sometimes they want to have sex without A Chorus Line playing in the background. Yuck. How is that even possible? Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."
I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't..."
The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid. Kathy Griffin
I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV."
I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if..."
Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't..."
So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it. Kathy Griffin
Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."
A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor. Kathy Griffin
A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that..."
Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's..."
I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "My fear of camping: I’m convinced bugs will crawl up my vagina..."
My fear of camping: I’m convinced bugs will crawl up my vagina and lay eggs. Isn’t everyone? Kathy Griffin

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