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Kathy Griffin Quotes

Kathy Griffin quotes about people

American Comedian November 4, 1961

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Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. “You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let’s call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn’t Mr. Right. Kathy Griffin
One of my recurring D-list moments is when people stop me in the airport and tell me they loved me on SNL. I never know if they think I’m Molly Shannon, Cheri Oteri, or Chris Kattan. I just say “Thank you. I’m glad you enjoyed me as Mango. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell..."
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people. Kathy Griffin
Kathy Griffin quote: "The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it..."
The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are. Kathy Griffin
Most people new to a city on the ocean would probably go to the beach during the day when there are people around. I, on the other hand, decided to try a midnight swim at the somewhat gamy Santa Monica pier, by myself. That is, until a nearby guard kicked me off the beach for my own safety. Kathy Griffin

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