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Kinky Friedman Quotes

Kinky Friedman quotes

American Musician November 1, 1944

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Kinky Friedman quote: "You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure..."
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag..."
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love..."
I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!"
If you don't love Jesus-go to hell! Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a..."
I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life."
A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would..."
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's..."
The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life. Kinky Friedman
see the people on the sidewalk?...aren't you glad you're not one of them? they're all so self-importantly going nowhere...they just have no idea of who they are or where they really belong. nothing will ever be enough for them. nothing will truly make them happy. they all think they've got to get someplace, got to meet someone, got to get to work, got to get home, got to keep that appointment. if they had a hundred million bucks, it wouldn't be enough for them. if they had four cars, they'd... Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "Happiness is a moving target."
Happiness is a moving target. Kinky Friedman
But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you..."
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Kinky Friedman
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman quote: "May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him..."
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. Kinky Friedman

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