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Kurt Vonnegut quotes

American Author, Writer November 11, 1922 – April 11, 2007

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Kurt Vonnegut quote: "Here's all she had to say about death: "Oh my, oh my."
Here's all she had to say about death: "Oh my, oh my. Kurt Vonnegut
i didn't need a timequake to teach me being alive was a crock of shit. i already knew that from my childhood and crucifixes and history books. Kurt Vonnegut
I think that scientific persons of the future will scoff at scientific persons of the present. They will scoff because scientific persons of the present thought so many important things were superstitious. Kurt Vonnegut
Kurt Vonnegut quote: "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns..."
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. Kurt Vonnegut
Kurt Vonnegut quote: "The gun made a ripping sound like the opening of a zipper on..."
The gun made a ripping sound like the opening of a zipper on the fly of God Almighty. Kurt Vonnegut
Kurt Vonnegut quote: "Here is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a..."
Here is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a couple years back by the wife of our President: "Just say no. Kurt Vonnegut
Kurt Vonnegut quote: "The name of the new religion," said Rumfoord, "is The Church..."
The name of the new religion," said Rumfoord, "is The Church of God the Utterly Indifferent. Kurt Vonnegut
the actress playing celia could ask why god had ever put her on earth. and then the voice from the back of the theater could rumble: "to reproduce. nothing else really interests me. all the rest is frippery. Kurt Vonnegut
Kurt Vonnegut quote: "Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows..."
Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks! Kurt Vonnegut
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand. Kurt Vonnegut
On the day they dropped the bomb Frank had a tablespoon and a Mason jar. What he was doing was spooning different kinds of bugs into the jar and making them fight....I can remember other bug fights we staged later on...They won't fight unless you keep shaking the jar. Kurt Vonnegut
All around him were what other people called mirrors, which he called leaks. The entire wall which separated the lobby from the cocktail lounge was a leak ten feet high and thirty-feet long. There was another leak on the cigarette machine and yet another on the candy machine. And when Trout looked through them to see what was going on in the other universe, he saw a red-eyed, filthy old creature who was barefoot, who had his pants rolled up to his knees. Kurt Vonnegut
Kurt Vonnegut quote: "The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three:..."
The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death. Kurt Vonnegut
Kurt Vonnegut quote: "Don't worry about your father. He's a perfectly contented,..."
Don't worry about your father. He's a perfectly contented, self-sufficient zombie. Kurt Vonnegut
I think it can be tremendously refreshing if a creator of literature has something on his mind other than the history of literature so far. Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak. Kurt Vonnegut

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