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Larry David Quotes

Larry David quotes

American Actor July 2, 1947

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Larry David quote: "I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order..."
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. Larry David
Larry David quote: "I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in..."
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. Larry David
Larry David quote: "Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence..."
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. Larry David
Larry David quote: "The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic..."
The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch. Larry David
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. Larry David
Larry David quote: "I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know..."
I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore. Larry David
Larry David quote: "I think that what people imagine they're going through is much..."
I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through. Larry David
Larry David quote: "I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart..."
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. Larry David
Larry David quote: "I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard..."
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. Larry David
Larry David quote: "Most people think I'm immodest."
Most people think I'm immodest. Larry David
Larry David quote: "Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They..."
Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. Larry David
Larry David quote: "It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more..."
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. Larry David
Larry David quote: "If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I..."
If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away. Larry David
I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am. Larry David
Larry David quote: "I can't stand reading anything that I've said."
I can't stand reading anything that I've said. Larry David

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