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Larry David quote: "If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny."

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

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Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected. Jimmy Cannon
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Let us live happily, without hate amongst those who hate. Let us dwell unhating amidst hateful men. Let us live happily, in good health amongst those who are sick. Let us dwell in good health amidst ailing men. Let us live happily, without yearning for sensual pleasures amongst those who yearn for them. Let us dwell without yearning amidst those who yearn. Let us live happily, we who have no impediments. We shall subsist on joy even as the radiant gods. Max Muller
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Promise to give me a kiss on my brow when I am dead.--I shall feel it. Victor Hugo
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I never made a film which fully satisfied me. Roman Polanski