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Laura Kightlinger quotes

American Comedian June 13, 1964

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I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger quote: "I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I..."
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. Laura Kightlinger
I really detest movies like Indecent Proposal and Pretty Woman because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it. Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger quote: "We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get..."
We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves. Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger quote: "I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when..."
I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now. Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger quote: "Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word,..."
Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation. Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger quote: "I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in..."
I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead. Laura Kightlinger
I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead. Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger quote: "I have to find work wherever it might be hiding."
I have to find work wherever it might be hiding. Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger quote: "I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps..."
I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going. Laura Kightlinger
Laura Kightlinger quote: "I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a..."
I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?' Laura Kightlinger

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