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Lenny Bruce quotes about people

American Comedian October 13, 1925 – August 3, 1966

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You are a white. The Imperial Wizard. Now, if you don't think this is logic you can burn me on the fiery cross. This is the logic: You have the choice of spending fifteen years married to a woman, a black woman or a white woman. Fifteen years kissing and hugging and sleeping real close on hot nights. With a black, black woman or a white, white woman. The white woman is Kate Smith. And the black woman is Lena Horne. So you're not concerned with black or white anymore, are you? You are... Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce quote: "Every day people are straying away from the church and going..."
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. Lenny Bruce
Catholicism is like Howard Johnson, and what they have are these franchises and they give all these people different franchises in the different countries but they have one government, and when you buy the Howard Johnson franchise you can apply it to the geography - whatever's cool for that area - and then you, you know, pay the bread to the main office. Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce quote: "A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno,..."
A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce quote: "The liberals can understand everything but people who don't..."
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. Lenny Bruce
The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is. Lenny Bruce

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