English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

Lesley Boone Quotes

Lesley Boone quote: "I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but..."

I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.

Lesley Boone

About author

Related Authors

Topics

Quotes currently Trending

Grow your tree of falsehood from a small grain of truth. Do not follow those who lie in contempt of reality. Let your lie be even more logical than the truth itself, so the weary travelers may find repose. Czeslaw Milosz
The practice which obtains amongst the Americans of fixing the standard of their judgment in themselves alone, leads them to other habits of mind. As they perceive that they succeed in resolving without assistance all the little difficulties which their practical life presents, they readily conclude that everything in the world may be explained, and that nothing in it transcends the limits of the understanding. Thus they fall to denying what they cannot comprehend; which leaves them but... Alexis de Tocqueville
Andre Gide quote: "The most beautiful things are those that madness prompts and..."
The most beautiful things are those that madness prompts and reason writes. Andre Gide
Haply for I am black, And have not those soft parts of conversation That chamberers have; or for I am declined Into the vale of years—yet that’s not much— She’s gone. I am abused, and my relief Must be to loathe her. O curse of marriage, That we can call these delicate creatures ours And not their appetites! I had rather be a toad And live upon the vapor of a dungeon Than keep a corner in the thing I love For others’ uses. Yet ’tis the plague of great ones; Prerogatived are they less than... William Shakespeare
My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that. Lewis Carroll
Bodhidharma quote: "Many roads lead to the path, but basically there are only two:..."
Many roads lead to the path, but basically there are only two: reason and practice. Bodhidharma
Instead of insight, maybe all a man gets is strength to wander for a while. Maybe the only gift is a chance to inquire, to know nothing for certain. An inheritance of wonder and nothing more. William Least Heat-Moon
Joyce Carol Oates quote: "I'm nobody's daughter now. I'm through with that."
I'm nobody's daughter now. I'm through with that. Joyce Carol Oates
Ray Bradbury quote: "If you read fast and read all, maybe some of the sand will..."
If you read fast and read all, maybe some of the sand will stay in the sieve. Ray Bradbury
Gabriel Garcia Marquez quote: "I tell myself now, that ever since I was little my sense of..."
I tell myself now, that ever since I was little my sense of social decency has been more developed than my sense of death. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Steven Biko quote: "In time, we shall be in a position to bestow on South Africa..."
In time, we shall be in a position to bestow on South Africa the greatest possible gift - a more human face. Steven Biko
The voice doesn't take a lot of effort now, but in the beginning it was hard to try to find a voice. The one I settled on was just easier to do for a half-hour. Dan Castellaneta
Whoopi Goldberg quote: "Just call me black, if you want to call me anything."
Just call me black, if you want to call me anything. Whoopi Goldberg
William Shakespeare quote: "thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most sharp sauce."
thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most sharp sauce. William Shakespeare
John Milton quote: "Nor love thy life, nor hate; but what thou liv'st/Live well,..."
Nor love thy life, nor hate; but what thou liv'st/Live well, how long or short permit to heaven. John Milton