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Lewis Black Quotes

Lewis Black quotes

American Comedian August 30, 1948

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Lewis Black quote: "Now I must leave you as you enter the world that is Fuck. You..."
Now I must leave you as you enter the world that is Fuck. You are fucking lucky to be here. It's almost utopian. Lewis Black
Americans continue to rapidly homogenize ourselves into a neutered oblivion. For a country founded on the protection of the unique, we relish our sameness. Lewis Black
Lewis Black quote: "Just relax and breathe through your ass."
Just relax and breathe through your ass. Lewis Black
Basically, I started on stage yelling and I kept yelling, and then I yelled some more, and then I yelled even louder. I'm modulated now. Lewis Black
If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer. It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < . Lewis Black
If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row. Lewis Black
Lewis Black quote: "Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no..."
Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. Lewis Black
Lewis Black quote: "I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my..."
I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute. Lewis Black
Lewis Black quote: "All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911."
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black
Lewis Black quote: "I'm a Jew."
I'm a Jew. Lewis Black
Lewis Black quote: "There's no such thing as soy milk. It's just soy juice."
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's just soy juice. Lewis Black
Lewis Black quote: "There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice."
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. Lewis Black
Lewis Black quote: "Everybody's got cable."
Everybody's got cable. Lewis Black
Lewis Black quote: "I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but..."
I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing. Lewis Black

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