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Lewis Grizzard quotes

American Writer October 20, 1946 – March 20, 1994

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Lewis Grizzard quote: "When my love comes back from the ladies' room, will I be too..."
When my love comes back from the ladies' room, will I be too old to care? Lewis Grizzard
Lewis Grizzard quote: "Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the..."
Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. Lewis Grizzard
Lewis Grizzard quote: "Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the..."
Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. Lewis Grizzard
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. Lewis Grizzard
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it. Lewis Grizzard
Lewis Grizzard quote: "I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I..."
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. Lewis Grizzard
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?' Lewis Grizzard
Lewis Grizzard quote: "If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes."
If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. Lewis Grizzard
Lewis Grizzard quote: "Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it."
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. Lewis Grizzard
Lewis Grizzard quote: "The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it..."
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one. Lewis Grizzard
Lewis Grizzard quote: "It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while..."
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. Lewis Grizzard
Lewis Grizzard quote: "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I..."
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. Lewis Grizzard
Lewis Grizzard quote: "Chilli dawgs always bark at night."
Chilli dawgs always bark at night. Lewis Grizzard
Lewis Grizzard quote: "Shoot low, boys. They're ridin' Shetland ponies."
Shoot low, boys. They're ridin' Shetland ponies. Lewis Grizzard
Lewis Grizzard quote: "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I..."
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. Lewis Grizzard

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