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Lily Tomlin Quotes

Lily Tomlin quotes

American Actress September 1, 1939

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Lily Tomlin quote: "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to..."
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. Lily Tomlin
Lily Tomlin quote: "Reality is the leading cause of stress."
Reality is the leading cause of stress. Lily Tomlin
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth. Lily Tomlin
Lily Tomlin quote: "Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol."
Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol. Lily Tomlin
Lily Tomlin quote: "Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. Lily Tomlin
Lily Tomlin quote: "Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Lily Tomlin
Lily Tomlin quote: "The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're..."
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin
Lily Tomlin quote: "The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you..."
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin
Lily Tomlin quote: "We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company."
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company. Lily Tomlin
Lily Tomlin quote: "Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Lily Tomlin
Lily Tomlin quote: "The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat."
The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin
Lily Tomlin quote: "Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was."
Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was. Lily Tomlin
What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring. Lily Tomlin
Lily Tomlin quote: "Reality is nothing but a collective hunch."
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. Lily Tomlin
Lily Tomlin quote: "What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch."
What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch. Lily Tomlin

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