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Louis C. K. quotes about kids

American Comedian September 2, 1967

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It doesn't have any effect on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it's a social issue. Like when you see someone stand up on a talk show and say, "How am I supposed to explain to my children that two men are getting married?... I dunno. It's your shitty kid. You fuckin' tell 'em. Why is that anyone else's problem? Two guys are in LOVE and they can't get married because you don't want to talk to your ugly child for five fuckin' minutes? Louis C. K.
That's a good question. I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's kind of a nice thing about being a dad. My identity is really about them now, and what I can do for them, so it sort of takes the pressure off of your own life. What am I going to do, who am I? Who cares, you've got to get your kids to school. So I like it that way. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us."
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us. Louis C. K.
When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my..."
I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy..."
My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most..."
If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't. Louis C. K.
I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I would rather be with my kids than anybody else."
I would rather be with my kids than anybody else. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh..."
I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I was an awkward kid."
I was an awkward kid. Louis C. K.

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