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Louis C. K. quotes about life

American Comedian September 2, 1967

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It doesn't have any effect on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it's a social issue. Like when you see someone stand up on a talk show and say, "How am I supposed to explain to my children that two men are getting married?... I dunno. It's your shitty kid. You fuckin' tell 'em. Why is that anyone else's problem? Two guys are in LOVE and they can't get married because you don't want to talk to your ugly child for five fuckin' minutes? Louis C. K.
It's hard to really look at somebody and go: "Hey, maybe something nice will happen." You just don't-- I know too much about life to have any optimism, because I know even if it's nice, it's going to lead to shit. I know that if you smile at somebody and they smile back, you've just decided that something shitty is going to happen. Louis C. K.
There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.' Louis C. K.
That's a good question. I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's kind of a nice thing about being a dad. My identity is really about them now, and what I can do for them, so it sort of takes the pressure off of your own life. What am I going to do, who am I? Who cares, you've got to get your kids to school. So I like it that way. Louis C. K.
If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I don't have a brother in real life."
I don't have a brother in real life. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few..."
I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making..."
For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "Life is full of horrible mistakes."
Life is full of horrible mistakes. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part..."
Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness. Louis C. K.

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