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Louis C. K. quotes

American Comedian September 2, 1967

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Louis C. K. quote: "I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just..."
I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy."
Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out."
America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us."
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make..."
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much."
Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy...."
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed."
I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed. Louis C. K.
I find that when people laugh it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff. I'm not interested in other people thinking differently. I don't care. I'm just like yeast - I eat sugar and I shit alcohol. And there's a huge culture that goes with that. Alcohol creates massive shifts in world history, and it changes people's lives. People get pregnant because of alcohol. But the yeast doesn't give a fuck. The yeast isn't going, "I... Louis C. K.
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore. Louis C. K.
Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me and you’re just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me and you’re real. I don’t have enough time in any day to think about you enough...I don’t even think about women anymore. I think about you. Louis C. K.
I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out. Louis C. K.
Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I..."
People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not. Louis C. K.
Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people. Louis C. K.

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