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Louis C. K. quotes

American Comedian September 2, 1967

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The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I..."
When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep. Louis C. K.
My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes. Louis C. K.
I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "To me, art supplies are always okay to buy."
To me, art supplies are always okay to buy. Louis C. K.
Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great,..."
I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. Louis C. K.
There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it. Louis C. K.
Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still..."
I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now."
I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go..."
There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it. Louis C. K.
Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.' Louis C. K.
I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger. Louis C. K.
I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system. Louis C. K.

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